Mom is only like...THE GREATEST MOM EVER!!! After all, it would take one pretty awesome mom to raise a boy as attractive, kind, intelligent, strong, handsome, great, fun, clever, ninja-like, and ridiculously good looking as the one pictured to the left.

No, but seriously, Mom is pretty great. Thanks for being my mom, Mom.

I wouldn't sell you for any less than $200 million.

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